The Greatest Show on H20!

Welcome Traveller, to Watertown, circus of the seas. Enjoy a splash of comedy with every canal cruise!

Culture and Organizations

Local government is the usual clown show, but at least in Watertown they are upfront about it. Jesters police the waterways, piloting boats pulled by manatees. The polkadot navy may look like a lot of fun, but they mean business. The town Clowncil is big on festivals and showy performance art displays. And if they are the circus, the Aquamancy Engineers are the bread. They build the canal streets and use water-based illusions to control the population.

Officially, the two primary religious sects in Watertown go by the titles "The Order of the Blessed Leviathan” and "The Church of the Sacred Tides.” However, if you want to sound like a local, just call them ‘Fishing Good’, and ‘Fishing Bad’.

Followers of Fishing Good worship a legendary sea serpent who, they believe, grants them bountiful catches and protects them from getting overly pruney fingers. The disciples of Fishing Bad view the entire ocean with a spiritual eye. To them, the water is the elegant, flowing dress of their deity, and fishing is akin to picking at the hem of a divine gown.

Places to see

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• [ ] Old City architecture is slowly sinking into the ocean, where an underwater city dwells full of secret passages and motels.
• [ ] The Polkadot Navy is housed in a water base called the Imperium of Flowers. It includes a floating carnival and a great warship called the Big Tent.
• [ ] The newer Upper City is a floating metro with bubble elevators and waterfalls. It’s held up by Aquamancy.
• [ ] The Everfall is a great whirlpool where the "ocean ends." The Mighty Flor, the god of watertown, dwells there.

People to meet

A local favorite, if you can find him, is Bubble Elevator operator Bob is an airhead, and has incredible magic strength.

The general of the clown navy is Damian "the Big Honk". He’s a humorous prankster with a wave-changing blunderbuss shaped like a flower.

The summer festival Florsmas is your best chance to catch a glimpse of The Mighty Flor, the sea serpent worshiped as a god. Little known fact: he’s is scared of clowns. Flor’s (he is mighty) tooth is used by the head Clowncilwoman as a trident. It fell out from his love of chocolate.

If you need a lift, talk to Gifford the Manatee, an insane manatee who thinks he is human.